Cinematic Titanic Episode 5 - Santa Claus Conquers The Martians - Movie Download
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- Year:
- 2008
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- Director:
- Tim Ford
- Stoney Sharp
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- Genre:
- Adventure
- Comedy
- Science Fiction
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- Length:
- 86 Minutes
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- Distributor:
- Cinematic Titanic
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- Download Size:
- 3.94 GB
Plot
Cinematic Titanic - Episode 5Missing: Kringle, Kris
The children of Mars are in a funk, and nothing on the red planet seems to be able to cheer them up. Martian King Kimar comes up with the only reasonable solution: kidnap Santa Claus from Earth's North Pole and bring him to their planet to make toys for their joyless, listless little green kids. Meanwhile, two Earth children get wise to the plan and are abducted along with Santa to prevent them from talking to the authorities. Luckily for them, Dropo, the Jerry Lewis of the fourth planet from the sun, is there to help them. The fiendish plot doesn't go according to plan, and there's plenty of intrigue, double-crossing, mistaken identity and stock footage for kids of all ages and planets to enjoy.
Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" is the ultimate Christmas movie-riffing classic (as fans of MST3K know) which is why Cinematic Titanic chose to revisit, re-riff, and release this holiday hamfest with all new jokes. Merry Crap-mas!
Note: Click here to download the Hi-Res DVD case artwork.
You can download the original (non Cinematic Titanic) at:
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
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Customer Comments
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Reviewer: Martha in Austin on 23-Nov-2008
Awesome work, guys! I kept finding myself talking back riffs from the original MST3k version at first, but then really go into Cinematic Titanic...FUNNY STUFF!
I'm going to download the other CT films (already have Oozing Skull) to watch on Thanksgiving in a CT/MST marathon!
Keep up the good work..! :) -
Reviewer: anonymous on 07-Dec-2008
Even better than the MST3K version...
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Reviewer: anonymous on 17-Dec-2009
This movie is a unique chance to compare riffing between the old days in MST3K when they used the same movie for episode 321 of the original show. Despite the fact that they have done this movie before, it's worth watching again because the riffs are completely new (though the movie itself is still as painful as ever!). Lovers of riffing will love it whether they're seeing this movie for the first time or revisiting a horrible movie from "riffmas" past.
Additional Information
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Format: NTSC
- Aspect Ratio: 4:3 (standard TV)
- Color: Color
- Sound: Stereo
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