Plot

A Yuletide yarn from the Cold War era that is guaranteed to warm your spirits! The Martians kidnap Santa because Martian children have begun asking for Christmas presents after watching too much television. With the help of two Earth children from America, Santa fights back and conquers the Martians! Thrill in the triumph of Christmas cheer over the cold and communal aliens from the Red planet. This bit of cheesy sci-fi heaven is generally considered one of the worst movies ever made. It is regularly featured in the "bottom 100" list on the Internet Movie Database. A must-own for connoisseurs of camp!

You can download the Cinematic Titanic riffed version at:
Cinematic Titanic - Episode 5 - Santa Claus Conquers The Martians

Related Links

• IMDb Page

Customer Comments

• Reviewer: Wade on 24-Sep-2006

  A terrible movie. A perfect movie for MST3K. And it was! First, when you think of conquering, you think of war. That makes the title of this movie hilarious, why would Santa make war with Mars? But, there is no war, which makes the title of this movie even funnier.
  
  Go get the MST3K version. You'll laugh and laugh.

• Reviewer: kerriganm on 16-Aug-2007

  For the movie's plot, cohesiveness and acting, I'd give it a one. But for its sheer absurdity and weirdness, I'd give it a four. So let's call it a three. Goofy, bizarre, sometimes painful.

• Reviewer: (phoebe)22 on 29-Mar-2008

  ilove this movie so much

• Reviewer: Laura on 07-Jul-2009

  Get the Cinematic Titantic or MST3K version. Much more entertaining.

Additional Information

• Country: United States
• Language: English
• Format: NTSC
• Aspect Ratio: 4:3 (standard TV)
• Color: Color
• Sound: Stereo