Cinematic Titanic Episode 5 – Santa Claus Conquers The Martians – Movie Download

Cinematic Titanic Episode 5 – Santa Claus Conquers The Martians Movie Download

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Year: 2008
Directed By: Tim Ford | Stoney Sharp
Starring: Trace Beaulieu | Frank Conniff | Joel Hodgson | Mary Jo Pehl | J. Elvis Weinstein
Produced By: Trace Beaulieu | Frank Conniff | Joel Hodgson | Mary Jo Pehl | J. Elvis Weinstein | Tim Ford | Stoney Sharp
Written By: Trace Beaulieu | Frank Conniff | Joel Hodgson | Mary Jo Pehl | J. Elvis Weinstein
Genre: Adventure | Comedy | Science Fiction
Collections: Campy | Cult Film
Rating: NR
Length: 86 Minutes
Distributor: Cinematic Titanic
Download Size: 3.94 GB

Our Price: $9.99

Plot
Cinematic Titanic – Episode 5

Missing: Kringle, Kris

The children of Mars are in a funk, and nothing on the red planet seems to be able to cheer them up. Martian King Kimar comes up with the only reasonable solution: kidnap Santa Claus from Earth’s North Pole and bring him to their planet to make toys for their joyless, listless little green kids. Meanwhile, two Earth children get wise to the plan and are abducted along with Santa to prevent them from talking to the authorities. Luckily for them, Dropo, the Jerry Lewis of the fourth planet from the sun, is there to help them. The fiendish plot doesn’t go according to plan, and there’s plenty of intrigue, double-crossing, mistaken identity and stock footage for kids of all ages and planets to enjoy.

Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians” is the ultimate Christmas movie-riffing classic (as fans of MST3K know) which is why Cinematic Titanic chose to revisit, re-riff, and release this holiday hamfest with all new jokes. Merry Crap-mas!

Note: Click here to download the Hi-Res DVD case artwork.

Related Links:
Wikipedia | Cinematic Titanic
Additional Information
Format: NTSC
Color: Color
Sound: Stereo
Backup Burns Allowed: Yes
Store in Library: Yes
Play from Hard Drive: Yes
Country: USA
Language: English
Aspect Ratio: 4:3 (standard TV)
Customer Comments
Reviewer: Martha in Austin on 11/23/08

Awesome work, guys! I kept finding myself talking back riffs from the original MST3k version at first, but then really go into Cinematic Titanic…FUNNY STUFF! I’m going to download the other CT films (already have Oozing Skull) to watch on Thanksgiving in a CT/MST marathon! Keep up the good work..! 🙂
Reviewer: Torgo on 12/07/08

Even better than the MST3K version…
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